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| | | Product Details: | | | Product Length:
| 2.4 inches | | Product Width:
| 3.8 inches | | Product Height:
| 1.0 inches | | Product Weight:
| 0.44 pounds | | Package Length:
| 7.7 inches | | Package Width:
| 5.0 inches | | Package Height:
| 4.0 inches | | Package Weight:
| 0.05 pounds | | Average Customer Rating:
|  based on 115 reviews |
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162 of 172 found the following review helpful:
 z'man cheirusainuApr 24, 2008
By My Uncle Stu
I picked these up on an impulse, tired of sporting Dora and Strawberry Shortcake bandages over my manly shaving-related mutilations. Just an impulse, good for a few chuckles, but I'm glad I did.
I like these bacon bandages. I love bacon, it makes everything tastier. You ever have scallops wrapped in bacon? Or, where I grew up, we had the francheezie, a quarter-pound dog, split up and filled with cheese, and wrapped with bacon. I love the idea of garnishing myself with bacon, and all it symbolizes. To my kosher cousins, the bacon serves as a slight, a defiant declaration that I will not be laden down by dogma and delusion. To my vegan brothers and sisters, the bacon is a visible symbol of my dishonor, a white-meat scarlet letter confessing my lack of grit: "I'm with you in spirit, comrades, but the flesh is weak."
I'm so fond of these band-aids that it's a little bit of a downer when my wounds heal up. I eager anticipate paper cuts. I'm actually contemplating getting a bacon tattoo. Let me know what you think.
40 of 43 found the following review helpful:
 What can I say - it's Bacon!Feb 24, 2009
By W. D. Hairston
"Huh? What?"
What can one possibly say that isn't self explanatory?
Just as it looks - Band-Aids that look like bacon.
Cool enough in it's own right.
I've been sitting here just *waiting* to cut myself just so I can slap one of these bad boys on, to the envy of all friends and coworkers.
There's no doubt that a slab of bacon will heal any wound.
Comes w/ "free toy" too - a tiny little piglet figurine. How demented is that.
58 of 67 found the following review helpful:
 DESCRIPTION IS INCORRECTOct 16, 2010
By Christopher Porter
"RogerDog"
NOTE: The description says "Contains twenty-five 3" x 3/4" band aids." THIS IS INCORRECT: THIS ITEM CONTAINS TWELVE (12) 1.5" X 1.75" BANDAGES, NOT 25 LARGER BANDAGES. I'll leave it to the individual consumer to decide whether the price is still right for half as many bandages, but I saw the smaller box cheaper elsewhere and bought these because I thought I was getting more for the price. Nope.
8 of 8 found the following review helpful:
May Result in CannibalismMar 06, 2012
By CoolHand
These bacon bandages are so realistic that they may cause secondary injuries. I applied a bacon bandage to moderate cut on my left thumb and within 2 hours, 4 people attempted to bite me. These bites required more bacon bandages, which, in turn , were responsible for more bites. The amount of bites per bandage applied rose exponentially to the point where I may die from blood loss. I am in desperate need of some liver and onion bandages as these would be appealing only to geriatrics who would be easily fought off.
6 of 6 found the following review helpful:
Very cute!Mar 13, 2010
By T. Longano
Stops my 2 year old from crying in a heartbeat because of its cute design.
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