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| 3.5 inches | | Product Width:
| 2.5 inches | | Product Height:
| 1.0 inches | | Product Weight:
| 0.44 pounds | | Package Length:
| 3.6 inches | | Package Width:
| 2.4 inches | | Package Height:
| 1.0 inches | | Package Weight:
| 0.05 pounds | | Average Customer Rating:
|  based on 87 reviews |
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143 of 152 found the following review helpful:
 z'man cheirusainuApr 24, 2008
By My Uncle Stu
I picked these up on an impulse, tired of sporting Dora and Strawberry Shortcake bandages over my manly shaving-related mutilations. Just an impulse, good for a few chuckles, but I'm glad I did.
I like these bacon bandages. I love bacon, it makes everything tastier. You ever have scallops wrapped in bacon? Or, where I grew up, we had the francheezie, a quarter-pound dog, split up and filled with cheese, and wrapped with bacon. I love the idea of garnishing myself with bacon, and all it symbolizes. To my kosher cousins, the bacon serves as a slight, a defiant declaration that I will not be laden down by dogma and delusion. To my vegan brothers and sisters, the bacon is a visible symbol of my dishonor, a white-meat scarlet letter confessing my lack of grit: "I'm with you in spirit, comrades, but the flesh is weak."
I'm so fond of these band-aids that it's a little bit of a downer when my wounds heal up. I eager anticipate paper cuts. I'm actually contemplating getting a bacon tattoo. Let me know what you think.
34 of 36 found the following review helpful:
 What can I say - it's Bacon!Feb 24, 2009
By W. D. Hairston
"Huh? What?"
What can one possibly say that isn't self explanatory?
Just as it looks - Band-Aids that look like bacon.
Cool enough in it's own right.
I've been sitting here just *waiting* to cut myself just so I can slap one of these bad boys on, to the envy of all friends and coworkers.
There's no doubt that a slab of bacon will heal any wound.
Comes w/ "free toy" too - a tiny little piglet figurine. How demented is that.
48 of 55 found the following review helpful:
 DESCRIPTION IS INCORRECTOct 16, 2010
By Christopher Porter
"RogerDog"
NOTE: The description says "Contains twenty-five 3" x 3/4" band aids." THIS IS INCORRECT: THIS ITEM CONTAINS TWELVE (12) 1.5" X 1.75" BANDAGES, NOT 25 LARGER BANDAGES. I'll leave it to the individual consumer to decide whether the price is still right for half as many bandages, but I saw the smaller box cheaper elsewhere and bought these because I thought I was getting more for the price. Nope.
4 of 4 found the following review helpful:
Very cute!Mar 13, 2010
By T. Longano
Stops my 2 year old from crying in a heartbeat because of its cute design.
2 of 2 found the following review helpful:
illegal bacon tradeDec 04, 2011
By Travis the Impaler
Nothing heals a wound faster than bacon. Scientists have long debated its homeopathic powers while wasting our hard-earned tax money that could have been better spent on those flying cars we were all promised. Bacon's healing prowess is so well known in the middle east that its forbidden to eat it because its considered wasteful. Instead all middle-eastern cultures (yes all of them) consider bacon to be so sacred that to consume bacon is punishable by immediate stoning. They don't even wait for you to finish, the SBP (sacred bacon police) will burst through whatever door your hiding behind and open-palmed smack the bacon from your filthy heretic lips and drag you out to your local stoning pit to be stoned on the spot. What makes the SBP so powerful you ask? Its because the SBP has eyes everywhere. They are always watching. That's how serious they are. Im telling you, they will watch you poop if it means keeping you from eating bacon. The SBP cannot allow someone to waste such a vital resource due entirely to the dangerous knife fights that all citizens of the middle east consistently engage in. While this bizarre knife-fight-custom seems abhorrent to our western view, for the talibani, pitting your children against one another in a duel to the death is actually how create the strong social bonds necessary to breed Embacy bombers. And you can thank Bacon Bandages for that!
As everyone knows, bacon's succulent taste is used as an aphrodisiac the world over. Albino African tribes covet the bacon for its sweat erection creating nectar. Papua-new-guinea-ites so prize bacon oil that they will literally eat you to get it as some unfortunate Catholics found out in the 70s. But no where is bacon so enthusiastically prized as in Lebanon, where bacon's powers as a bandage/laxative/mail potency enhancement are combined together to form a potent street drug called "OMGzBacon>_<". International Police have worked closely with the Canadian Government to crack down on the illegal trade of swine in its refined form to the denizens of Lebanon. The Lebanese SBP works stone-in-hand with the UN to crack down on the illegal bacon black market that threatens to undermine the sacred laws that ensure public safety by ensuring woman have no rights, promoting child labor, and stoning all bacon heretics on-site.
Thank the good Western God, I live in a free country where bacon can be used freely for any purpose not least of which is ordering this fantastic product from amazon! Hurrah for Freedom!
Travis the Impalor, Amazon Product Reviewer
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